Urban Travel Gifts

'Does it really matter where I'm going?'

Stop Scoot

Streetcar in New Orleans

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Dog Walking Services

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

The Fast Lane.

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

"Hugh fans!"

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

Hoodie Hang-out

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

City Boy.

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

"Draw your own path."

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

"I have no thumbs."

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."