Urban Travel Gifts

'Does it really matter where I'm going?'

Stop Scoot

Streetcar in New Orleans

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Dog Walking Services

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

Rhapsody in Blue.

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

Wifi in Hell

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

The Fast Lane.

Hoodie Hang-out

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

"Draw your own path."

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

"I have no thumbs."

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

"Hugh fans!"