Urban Transport Gifts

'I'll fix you! But Good!'

'Hello, Robotaxi Cab Company?! I think one of your drivers has a screw loose!!!'

The Transport group proposes a way to solve two issues simultaneously post transition...

Taxi in congestion - Thank you for not getting out and walking

Bus Stops

"They've replaced the company car."

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

Thru versus Through Traffic

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Late BroomStick

'Are we nearly there yet?'

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

The Fast Lane.

Coexist. Coexhaust.

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"

Touring Cyclist

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

Packed like sardines

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Is Driving Doomed?

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

The last Passenger Pigeon

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

Commuters waiting at UFO stop.

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right