Urban Transportation Gifts

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

Thru versus Through Traffic

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Late BroomStick

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

The Fast Lane.

"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"

Touring Cyclist

Coexist. Coexhaust.

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

Packed like sardines

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Is Driving Doomed?

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

Commuters waiting at UFO stop.

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

The last Passenger Pigeon

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

'He's been back packing around India and doesn't he want everyone to know it.'

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

'Follow that cab!'