Urban Mobility Gifts

Rail service excuses: Points failure.

Bike Lane

Drone Commute

"I think they want you to leave it outside."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

Dog Walking Services

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

e-shoes

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

Pigeon Little

The Fast Lane.

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

City Marathon.

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

Hoodie Hang-out

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

"I have no thumbs."

Touring Cyclist

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

The Streets - Night

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

Superman flies Batman over a suburban neighborhood.

Mary Tyler Moore: Spot the Difference

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"