Mobility Gifts

"When you said you were getting a mobility scooter, Dad, this isn't what I had in mind."

Grandmother in a wheelchair strapped to the back of a car.

5th Annual Accessibility Symposium - Entrance

Elderly lady being pulled up an out-of-order stair lift by her pet dog.

Old lady's mobility scooter has six stickers on the side of pedestrian victims.

First day out on the mobility scooter...

Nobility Scooter

Dan wasn't disabled or anything; he just moved better in a chair.

Zimmer parking at the Darby and Joan Club

Showroom: Airbags Optional.

"It's good that he can manage the stairs at his age."

"Ernie!! Watch the speed bu....."

'Your scooter is cool, man!'

"Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young." - Theodore Roosevelt

'I saw a Rascal Scooter crash into a Hoveround. It all happened so slow.'

"Nothing to hide huh? How about a broken tail light for starters?"

Old People Hell-Raising on their Motorised Wheelchairs.

"At 80, being upwardly mobile means climbing the stairs without having to catch your breath."

New Scoots for Old Coots!

"I could only find a short stay conference zone so we are going to have to keep this meeting brief. Our budget is too tight to take any more parking fines this quarter!"

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

For Sale! Social mobility scooter only runs downhill.

"Yes Sir, this is the one that's in all the posters."

Woman stores her mobile in her cleavage.

Mobility Park.

'Stop complaining...at least we get a choice!'

'My wheelchair access sign lets me park near the action.'

"You wish I was making kissy sounds! My walker needs oiling!"

Granny on wheels

'Watch the manhole.'

"Ernie! Watch the speed bu..."

Old Biker: Now that I'm a real biker, all the old babes will want my body.

"It's the new mobile office."

Dan wasn't disabled or anything; he just moved better in a chair.

'There goes Davies again, lording it in his company vehicle.'