Mobility Enthusiast Gifts

Old lady losing control of wheelchair.

Lady in wheelchair with friends.

Showroom: Airbags Optional.

'He's a completely different person when he gets his hands on a zimmerframe...'

'Watch out! This baby can go from 0 to $60 in half an aisle!'

"He wouldn't let go of his chair"

Mobility scooter hitman.

For Sale! Social mobility scooter only runs downhill.

"Check out my wheels! My doctor said I need it till my leg gets better."

"I could only find a short stay conference zone so we are going to have to keep this meeting brief. Our budget is too tight to take any more parking fines this quarter!"

Wheelchair

Walking sticks

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Mohammad's motors

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

"it appears I'm being relocated"

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

Pensioners run riot on mobility scooters.

Planes, Trains, Automobiles, Zeppelins.

Articulated taxicab serving two hotels.

They Always Say That

A man with a walking frame breaks a wheel and hitches a ride with a man on a mobility scooter.

'They'll tax it less than my 4X4.'

S**t Creek Halt

'... and make it look like an accident.'

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

How do fish get to work?

Old man has a walking stick case.

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked

Man reads book entitled: TXTRS DGEST.

This was one way to get to the Fringe festival!

Hackney-Coach Stands