Mobility Scooter Enthusiast Gifts

Mobility Scooter with Snowmobile Attachment.

"Who's he trying to impress? Silly ass!"

An elderly woman runs over a dog with her motorized scooter...

Albert & Myra - The End Story

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

"I run around this high school track every morning."

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

"We're going to the park to size up the competition."

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

"Let's scoot."

'That ISN'T the way to keep the Mass to an hour.'

"This is our most practical model. It comes with a 21-year warranty."

Road Buddies

A man with a walking frame breaks a wheel and hitches a ride with a man on a mobility scooter.

An old mod has customised his mobility scooter.

"How about you try pushing off with your other leg for a change?"

Brighton Rocky

'Where is the global warming when you want it?'

Old Biker: Now that I'm a real biker, all the old babes will want my body.

Old man has a walking stick case.

The walking frame for the mobile immobile.

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

"The SUV scooter. For those who don't have the energy, yet still feel the need to waste it."

"V.C.R's programmed"

Scooting Death

Scooter Romance

Girls and Scooters.

"If you cover them, it keeps them from going bad."

Boys on scooters

"Yeah, I used to have an emotional support animal, but then I upgraded to a conflict avoidance scooter."

Running in please pass

Children must be accompanied by an adult.

"The Vesparados"

Walmart Shopper

Mobility scooter driver has stickers for all pedestrians he's knocked over.