Mobility Scooter Enthusiast Mugs

Mobility Scooter with Snowmobile Attachment.

"Who's he trying to impress? Silly ass!"

An elderly woman runs over a dog with her motorized scooter...

Albert & Myra - The End Story

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

"I run around this high school track every morning."

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

"We're going to the park to size up the competition."

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

'That ISN'T the way to keep the Mass to an hour.'

"Let's scoot."

"This is our most practical model. It comes with a 21-year warranty."

Road Buddies

A man with a walking frame breaks a wheel and hitches a ride with a man on a mobility scooter.

'Where is the global warming when you want it?'

Old man has a walking stick case.

Old Biker: Now that I'm a real biker, all the old babes will want my body.

The walking frame for the mobile immobile.

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

"The SUV scooter. For those who don't have the energy, yet still feel the need to waste it."

Children must be accompanied by an adult.

Boys on scooters

Girls and Scooters.

"V.C.R's programmed"

Scooting Death

Running in please pass

Scooter Romance

"Yeah, I used to have an emotional support animal, but then I upgraded to a conflict avoidance scooter."

"If you cover them, it keeps them from going bad."

"The Vesparados"

Mobility scooter driver has stickers for all pedestrians he's knocked over.

"Don't even think about it."

'We are giving that kid too much pocket money.'

"Check out my wheels! My doctor said I need it till my leg gets better."