Mobility Enthusiasts Mugs

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

A man with a walking frame breaks a wheel and hitches a ride with a man on a mobility scooter.

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

"Honey, this is serious, we need to text."

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

Pensioners run riot on mobility scooters.

'... and make it look like an accident.'

They Always Say That

S**t Creek Halt

Articulated taxicab serving two hotels.

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

Old man has a walking stick case.

Hackney-Coach Stands

How do fish get to work?

Man reads book entitled: TXTRS DGEST.

This was one way to get to the Fringe festival!

The walking frame for the mobile immobile.

"How much if I pedal?"

One Man and Two Trucks

'I used to give directions by naming all the pubs along the route - I'm as lost as you are now!'

'We've been going out for 6 months, now. He can't afford a ring, but he did give me his ringtone.'

It's very quick and looks great in speed camera photos.

'Can I hop in, since I was on your team?'

Hazard of texting

The happy union of rail and trucking.

Smartphone reads eye chart

"I've tricked all my squirmy patients into staying still by telling them we're doing the mannequin challenge."

"I was caught by the speed trap several times, then they took away my licence because I was drunk and crashed into five police cars. That was the end of my truck driver career. Luckily I found a new job!"

'You'd never make it as a train driver - how about replacement bus service driver?''

"So that's unanimous Gentlemen. Seatbelts fitted on all our trains"

"Hi, Mum, I'm last in the race, but I do have the best mobile."

"Check out my wheels! My doctor said I need it till my leg gets better."

For Sale! Social mobility scooter only runs downhill.