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"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

A man with a walking frame breaks a wheel and hitches a ride with a man on a mobility scooter.

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

"Honey, this is serious, we need to text."

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

Pensioners run riot on mobility scooters.

'... and make it look like an accident.'

Articulated taxicab serving two hotels.

S**t Creek Halt

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

This was one way to get to the Fringe festival!

How do fish get to work?

Hackney-Coach Stands

Man reads book entitled: TXTRS DGEST.

Old man has a walking stick case.

The walking frame for the mobile immobile.

"How much if I pedal?"

One Man and Two Trucks

'Can I hop in, since I was on your team?'

'We've been going out for 6 months, now. He can't afford a ring, but he did give me his ringtone.'

It's very quick and looks great in speed camera photos.

'I used to give directions by naming all the pubs along the route - I'm as lost as you are now!'

Hazard of texting

The happy union of rail and trucking.

Smartphone reads eye chart

"I've tricked all my squirmy patients into staying still by telling them we're doing the mannequin challenge."

"So that's unanimous Gentlemen. Seatbelts fitted on all our trains"

'You'd never make it as a train driver - how about replacement bus service driver?''

London underground talks continued

"Check out my wheels! My doctor said I need it till my leg gets better."

"Hi, Mum, I'm last in the race, but I do have the best mobile."

"I was caught by the speed trap several times, then they took away my licence because I was drunk and crashed into five police cars. That was the end of my truck driver career. Luckily I found a new job!"

For Sale! Social mobility scooter only runs downhill.

'... And in tech news, cue card holders are losing their jobs after being replaced with smartphone apps.'