Mobility Aid Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Help! I've fallen UP and I can't get back down!'

The walking frame for the mobile immobile.

Wheelchair with kick-stand.

'Hello? ACME automatic mechanical chair lift company? My husband and I were wonderin' if you could send one of your repair men over here some time soon...'

Old man has a walking stick case.

Lost Property - Zimmer Frame rubbers

'dog alerts pedestrians to old woman in mobility cart.'

Status symbols for the elderly

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

"At my age, your legs and bowels begin to go."

A man with a walking frame breaks a wheel and hitches a ride with a man on a mobility scooter.

Elderly lady being pulled up an out-of-order stair lift by her pet dog.

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

"I didn't know you could do wheelies Stan."

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

Running in please pass

"By the time Edith thought to complain about her new stairlift, she was already airborne."

De Luxe Model - Cupholders.

"I'm just browsing."

"Don't even think about it."

The Nobility Scooter

"Check out my wheels! My doctor said I need it till my leg gets better."

For Sale! Social mobility scooter only runs downhill.

"It's all very well being healed, but that mobility scooter cost a fortune."

"This memory foam mattress isn't working. I still can't remember where I put my glasses."

Showroom: Airbags Optional.

The Hell's Angel replaced his trike for a smaller three wheeled vehicle.

Three legged crutch for a three legged man

'They're very easy to use - just remember not to press the large button marked 'Nitro' '

'Stop complaining...at least we get a choice!'

Mobility scooter hitman.

Mobility Scooter with Snowmobile Attachment.

Old lady losing control of wheelchair.