Mobility Aid Enthusiast Gifts

'Help! I've fallen UP and I can't get back down!'

The walking frame for the mobile immobile.

Wheelchair with kick-stand.

'Hello? ACME automatic mechanical chair lift company? My husband and I were wonderin' if you could send one of your repair men over here some time soon...'

Old man has a walking stick case.

Lost Property - Zimmer Frame rubbers

'dog alerts pedestrians to old woman in mobility cart.'

Status symbols for the elderly

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

"At my age, your legs and bowels begin to go."

A man with a walking frame breaks a wheel and hitches a ride with a man on a mobility scooter.

Elderly lady being pulled up an out-of-order stair lift by her pet dog.

"I didn't know you could do wheelies Stan."

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

Running in please pass

"I'm just browsing."

De Luxe Model - Cupholders.

"By the time Edith thought to complain about her new stairlift, she was already airborne."

"Don't even think about it."

The Nobility Scooter

"It's all very well being healed, but that mobility scooter cost a fortune."

"Check out my wheels! My doctor said I need it till my leg gets better."

For Sale! Social mobility scooter only runs downhill.

"This memory foam mattress isn't working. I still can't remember where I put my glasses."

Showroom: Airbags Optional.

The Hell's Angel replaced his trike for a smaller three wheeled vehicle.

'They're very easy to use - just remember not to press the large button marked 'Nitro' '

'Stop complaining...at least we get a choice!'

Mobility scooter hitman.

Three legged crutch for a three legged man

Mobility Scooter with Snowmobile Attachment.

Old lady losing control of wheelchair.