Mobility Aid User Gifts

The Nobility Scooter

"At my age, your legs and bowels begin to go."

A Slow Death

King uses drawbridge as wheelchair ramp to his van.

Elderly lady being pulled up an out-of-order stair lift by her pet dog.

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

"I didn't know you could do wheelies Stan."

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

'I'll get the bastard who said this was a short cut to the Post Office!'

Old man has a walking stick case.

The walking frame for the mobile immobile.

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

"The SUV scooter. For those who don't have the energy, yet still feel the need to waste it."

Running in please pass

"By the time Edith thought to complain about her new stairlift, she was already airborne."

De Luxe Model - Cupholders.

"I'm just browsing."

"Don't even think about it."

Deaf in Venice

"Check out my wheels! My doctor said I need it till my leg gets better."

"It's all very well being healed, but that mobility scooter cost a fortune."

The Hell's Angel replaced his trike for a smaller three wheeled vehicle.

'They're very easy to use - just remember not to press the large button marked 'Nitro' '

Three legged crutch for a three legged man

'Stop complaining...at least we get a choice!'

Old lady losing control of wheelchair.

Man with broken leg using medical scooter sees another man with a broken leg using a biker gang-style chopper medical scooter.

"Ernie!! Watch the speed bu....."

"Sorry sir, parks are for exercise only - sitting's not allowed."

"Ernie! Watch the speed bu..."

Oap recruitment.

'My crutch broke so I thought 'What the hell, let's splash out'.'

A laptop and a wheelchair

"I've programmed your Satnav to take you somewhere where you'll be happy!"