Mobility Aid Explorer Gifts

"I'm just browsing."

"At my age, your legs and bowels begin to go."

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

Pensioners run riot on mobility scooters.

Elderly lady being pulled up an out-of-order stair lift by her pet dog.

"I didn't know you could do wheelies Stan."

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

Old man has a walking stick case.

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

Artist painting a dancer.

"I used to try and lead by example, but now I'm trying contemporary dance."

The walking frame for the mobile immobile.

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

"By the time Edith thought to complain about her new stairlift, she was already airborne."

Running in please pass

The Nobility Scooter

"Don't even think about it."

"It's all very well being healed, but that mobility scooter cost a fortune."

'If I feel myself slipping backwards, I just throw out this anchor.'

"Check out my wheels! My doctor said I need it till my leg gets better."

The Hell's Angel replaced his trike for a smaller three wheeled vehicle.

"Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young." - Theodore Roosevelt

Seamans' Hospital

'Stop complaining...at least we get a choice!'

'They're very easy to use - just remember not to press the large button marked 'Nitro' '

Man with broken leg using medical scooter sees another man with a broken leg using a biker gang-style chopper medical scooter.

"Ernie!! Watch the speed bu....."

Oap recruitment.

A laptop and a wheelchair

Festistive Devices

'My crutch broke so I thought 'What the hell, let's splash out'.'

"I've programmed your Satnav to take you somewhere where you'll be happy!"

"There ya go, Tia Carmen...these little adjustments will help you stay more in..."

"Ernie! Watch the speed bu..."