Mobility Aid Explorer T-Shirts

"I'm just browsing."

"At my age, your legs and bowels begin to go."

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

Pensioners run riot on mobility scooters.

Elderly lady being pulled up an out-of-order stair lift by her pet dog.

"I didn't know you could do wheelies Stan."

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

"I used to try and lead by example, but now I'm trying contemporary dance."

Artist painting a dancer.

Old man has a walking stick case.

The walking frame for the mobile immobile.

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

Running in please pass

"By the time Edith thought to complain about her new stairlift, she was already airborne."

"Don't even think about it."

The Nobility Scooter

'If I feel myself slipping backwards, I just throw out this anchor.'

"Check out my wheels! My doctor said I need it till my leg gets better."

"It's all very well being healed, but that mobility scooter cost a fortune."

"Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young." - Theodore Roosevelt

Seamans' Hospital

The Hell's Angel replaced his trike for a smaller three wheeled vehicle.

'They're very easy to use - just remember not to press the large button marked 'Nitro' '

'Stop complaining...at least we get a choice!'

Man with broken leg using medical scooter sees another man with a broken leg using a biker gang-style chopper medical scooter.

"Ernie!! Watch the speed bu....."

Oap recruitment.

Festistive Devices

A laptop and a wheelchair

"I've programmed your Satnav to take you somewhere where you'll be happy!"

"Ernie! Watch the speed bu..."

"There ya go, Tia Carmen...these little adjustments will help you stay more in..."

'My crutch broke so I thought 'What the hell, let's splash out'.'