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'I can do it! I'm walking!'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

Giant Monster in Bath

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

"City kids."

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

"Relax, I'll go back and find it."

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

Sidewalk Ballet

"Great, now we're lost."

"What the hell happened to this town?"

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

Pensioners run riot on mobility scooters.

'They've dealyed our IPO so long that we've gone from intending to open a chain of pre-schools to opening a chain of nursing homes.'

A man with a walking frame breaks a wheel and hitches a ride with a man on a mobility scooter.

"I feel like I was just a foundation yesterday."

The successful rubbernecker...

My Folks, dressed up like Eskimos

Under New Mismanagement

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

'Yes, yes, yes, now seriously, what can we do to improve our health?'

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

"Asides from today's wind-chill factor, what else might you consider all your parents' fault?"

"Well, well, looks like we got ourselves a coupla city types here, and a couple more city types right behind 'em, and a whole mess o' city types transferrin' to the Queens-bound F train."

'We tried marriage your way and it didn't work. Now it's my way!'

Artist painting a dancer.

"I remember when this was all forest..."