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"Mobile Tree Home"

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

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'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

"Frank?"

"We'd like to get away from it all in something that can take it all with us."

Failed mobile home designs

"And I got a grade deal on mu trade-in!"

"Yes, we're very fortunate to be blessed with one of each."

"Every appliance, every light, every bit of electronics in the house is controlled by a single remote that I haven't yet been able to find."

Nowadays when we say 'front yard', we mean it literally.

"It's our neighbor. He wants to borrow our GPS tracker."

'He was run over by our home. We live in a mobile home park.'

Warm Hearts Adoption Agency: Humans and Highways.

'According to the map, we're about to sail off the end of the earth.'

"The house has a very open floor plan."

Shoe house

"Do you have something in a smaller pig?"

"Dudes - we should make the last booby trap a giant bowling ball!"

"There's no room up here, but we can rent you a room in back if you like."

'Let's beat it before he realizes he's eating our decoy!'

Bears with mobile cave.

'It's a new concept; instead of struggling to fit the TV in the house we just put the house inside the TV.'

"It's the latest in backpacking supplies. Just add water!"

"It says here that 10,000 baby boomers are retiring every year."

Listening Room - Enter at your own risk!

'It's a selfie.'

Moving as a board game.

'Can I interest you in the attached garage package?'

'This isn't just a mobile home. It's a mobile housing complex.'

"Now we wait."

"I live life on the ragged edge. Why, just this morning I left my iPhone at home. On purpose."

"And back in May I got as far as the living room."

"Leather for summer (See 'Modern Living.')"

'I can do it! I'm walking!'