Mobility Adventurer T-Shirts

The Hell's Angel replaced his trike for a smaller three wheeled vehicle.

"Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young." - Theodore Roosevelt

"I've programmed your Satnav to take you somewhere where you'll be happy!"

"There ya go, Tia Carmen...these little adjustments will help you stay more in..."

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

BIG BOOK OF CAMPER VAN NAMES

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

Caution, Student Self-Driver

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

Pensioners run riot on mobility scooters.

Travellers

A man with a walking frame breaks a wheel and hitches a ride with a man on a mobility scooter.

"He only made first four installments."

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

'If all the red warning lights come on, it means meltdown, so get out of the car fast!'

"It's amazing how smoothly Kipper and I get along together..."

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

"I'm sorry, but nine Greek islands in seven days is just too much."

Woman gets a flat tire and waits for help.

A learner driver crashes into lamp post

"Check out my wheels! My doctor said I need it till my leg gets better."

"Sorry. Full."

For Sale! Social mobility scooter only runs downhill.

"Do you think the atmosphere would be better if the roof was closed?"

'Ready?'

New York Sightseeing Cruises

Self-driving stroller

Showroom: Airbags Optional.

Entering Appomatox - Made Possible By A Grant.

Mobility scooter hitman.

Jacques would discover it wasn't a very portage-friendly workplace.

Wheelchair lifts woman to top of library bookshelf.

I'll try searching 'Disabled Dining'.