Mobility Assistance T-Shirts

"I've programmed your Satnav to take you somewhere where you'll be happy!"

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

"At my age, your legs and bowels begin to go."

'Should I call the auto club of the coast guard?'

A man with a walking frame breaks a wheel and hitches a ride with a man on a mobility scooter.

Elderly lady being pulled up an out-of-order stair lift by her pet dog.

"I didn't know you could do wheelies Stan."

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

Old man has a walking stick case.

Zimmer Frame in Winter

"It's the new mobile office."

Old Biker: Now that I'm a real biker, all the old babes will want my body.

The walking frame for the mobile immobile.

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

"I'm just browsing."

Running in please pass

"By the time Edith thought to complain about her new stairlift, she was already airborne."

"Don't even think about it."

The Nobility Scooter

New Scoots for Old Coots!

"Check out my wheels! My doctor said I need it till my leg gets better."

"It's all very well being healed, but that mobility scooter cost a fortune."

For Sale! Social mobility scooter only runs downhill.

5th Annual Accessibility Symposium - Entrance

Showroom: Airbags Optional.

The Hell's Angel replaced his trike for a smaller three wheeled vehicle.

"Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young." - Theodore Roosevelt

'There goes Davies again, lording it in his company vehicle.'

Dan wasn't disabled or anything; he just moved better in a chair.

No Scooter Joy Riding!

'They're very easy to use - just remember not to press the large button marked 'Nitro' '

'Stop complaining...at least we get a choice!'