Mobility Assistance T-Shirts

"I've programmed your Satnav to take you somewhere where you'll be happy!"

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

"At my age, your legs and bowels begin to go."

'Should I call the auto club of the coast guard?'

A man with a walking frame breaks a wheel and hitches a ride with a man on a mobility scooter.

Elderly lady being pulled up an out-of-order stair lift by her pet dog.

"I didn't know you could do wheelies Stan."

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

"It's the new mobile office."

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

Old man has a walking stick case.

Old Biker: Now that I'm a real biker, all the old babes will want my body.

Zimmer Frame in Winter

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

The walking frame for the mobile immobile.

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

"I'm just browsing."

"By the time Edith thought to complain about her new stairlift, she was already airborne."

Running in please pass

The Nobility Scooter

"Don't even think about it."

"Check out my wheels! My doctor said I need it till my leg gets better."

For Sale! Social mobility scooter only runs downhill.

New Scoots for Old Coots!

"It's all very well being healed, but that mobility scooter cost a fortune."

5th Annual Accessibility Symposium - Entrance

"Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young." - Theodore Roosevelt

The Hell's Angel replaced his trike for a smaller three wheeled vehicle.

Showroom: Airbags Optional.

Dan wasn't disabled or anything; he just moved better in a chair.

'Stop complaining...at least we get a choice!'

Mobility Park.

'They're very easy to use - just remember not to press the large button marked 'Nitro' '

'There goes Davies again, lording it in his company vehicle.'