Mobility Aid User T-Shirts

The Nobility Scooter

"At my age, your legs and bowels begin to go."

A Slow Death

King uses drawbridge as wheelchair ramp to his van.

Elderly lady being pulled up an out-of-order stair lift by her pet dog.

"I didn't know you could do wheelies Stan."

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

'I'll get the bastard who said this was a short cut to the Post Office!'

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

Old man has a walking stick case.

The walking frame for the mobile immobile.

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

"The SUV scooter. For those who don't have the energy, yet still feel the need to waste it."

Running in please pass

"By the time Edith thought to complain about her new stairlift, she was already airborne."

De Luxe Model - Cupholders.

"I'm just browsing."

"Don't even think about it."

"Check out my wheels! My doctor said I need it till my leg gets better."

Deaf in Venice

"It's all very well being healed, but that mobility scooter cost a fortune."

The Hell's Angel replaced his trike for a smaller three wheeled vehicle.

'They're very easy to use - just remember not to press the large button marked 'Nitro' '

Three legged crutch for a three legged man

'Stop complaining...at least we get a choice!'

Old lady losing control of wheelchair.

Man with broken leg using medical scooter sees another man with a broken leg using a biker gang-style chopper medical scooter.

"Ernie!! Watch the speed bu....."

'My crutch broke so I thought 'What the hell, let's splash out'.'

A laptop and a wheelchair

"There ya go, Tia Carmen...these little adjustments will help you stay more in..."

"Sorry sir, parks are for exercise only - sitting's not allowed."

Oap recruitment.

"I've programmed your Satnav to take you somewhere where you'll be happy!"