Mobility Adventurers Mugs

Pensioners run riot on mobility scooters.

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

BIG BOOK OF CAMPER VAN NAMES

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

"I packed the cooking gear like you told me, Dad...where do I plug it in?"

A man with a walking frame breaks a wheel and hitches a ride with a man on a mobility scooter.

Travellers

"He only made first four installments."

"Dad, I need $5 for the annual debate team adventure camp."

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

'If all the red warning lights come on, it means meltdown, so get out of the car fast!'

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

"Even our GPS doesn't want to be out in this weather. It's begging us to go back home."

"London prepares for the arrival of Philly sports fans."

"Why do we need six letters to spell 'Wordle'?"

"I'm sorry, but nine Greek islands in seven days is just too much."

New York Sightseeing Cruises

"Do you think the atmosphere would be better if the roof was closed?"

'You want to go somewhere really hot - that can be arranged.'

'Ready?'

"Check out my wheels! My doctor said I need it till my leg gets better."

For Sale! Social mobility scooter only runs downhill.

"Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young." - Theodore Roosevelt

Ski Jump Flight Plan

Showroom: Airbags Optional.

The Hell's Angel replaced his trike for a smaller three wheeled vehicle.

Jacques would discover it wasn't a very portage-friendly workplace.

'This baby is great on gas...'

Entering Appomatox - Made Possible By A Grant.

'Brandy! Thank goodness. For a minute there, I thought you'd brought me milk and cookies.'

Mobility scooter hitman.

"It's rustic and undiscovered, but you'd better hurry."

Old lady losing control of wheelchair.