Mobility Adventurers Gifts

Pensioners run riot on mobility scooters.

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

A man with a walking frame breaks a wheel and hitches a ride with a man on a mobility scooter.

Travellers

"I packed the cooking gear like you told me, Dad...where do I plug it in?"

"He only made first four installments."

"Dad, I need $5 for the annual debate team adventure camp."

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

'If all the red warning lights come on, it means meltdown, so get out of the car fast!'

"Why do we need six letters to spell 'Wordle'?"

"London prepares for the arrival of Philly sports fans."

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

"Even our GPS doesn't want to be out in this weather. It's begging us to go back home."

"I'm sorry, but nine Greek islands in seven days is just too much."

"Check out my wheels! My doctor said I need it till my leg gets better."

New York Sightseeing Cruises

'You want to go somewhere really hot - that can be arranged.'

'Ready?'

For Sale! Social mobility scooter only runs downhill.

"Do you think the atmosphere would be better if the roof was closed?"

Ski Jump Flight Plan

Showroom: Airbags Optional.

The Hell's Angel replaced his trike for a smaller three wheeled vehicle.

"Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young." - Theodore Roosevelt

'This baby is great on gas...'

Mobility scooter hitman.

Jacques would discover it wasn't a very portage-friendly workplace.

'Brandy! Thank goodness. For a minute there, I thought you'd brought me milk and cookies.'

"It's rustic and undiscovered, but you'd better hurry."

Entering Appomatox - Made Possible By A Grant.

Old lady losing control of wheelchair.

Man with broken leg using medical scooter sees another man with a broken leg using a biker gang-style chopper medical scooter.