Scooter Enthusiast Mugs

"The Vesparados"

Pensioner on a mobility scooter who leaves run over pedestrians in his wake has a sign reading 'How's my driving?'

Man and his dog each have their own motorized scooters.

Mobility scooter driver has stickers for all pedestrians he's knocked over.

'Looks like road rage to me!'

Born to be wildly successful.

"Don't even think about it."

"Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young." - Theodore Roosevelt

"Nothing to hide huh? How about a broken tail light for starters?"

Girls and Scooters.

'Where is the global warming when you want it?'

'Scooter driving school' "Mirror, Mirror, Mirror..."

Granny buying a mobility scooter

Scooter Romance

An old man notices a vulture waiting on his scooter.

"Tia Carmen, can I borrow your scooter for a quick trip to the store?"

"Looks like some kid got a scooter for Christmas. Just what we need...another cool guy in the neighborhood."

Scooters Life

Stop Scoot

"Mark my words, one day I'll own one of those."

"It's all very well being healed, but that mobility scooter cost a fortune."

'We are giving that kid too much pocket money.'

Boys on scooters

We can't approve your loan for a car...

Economical sheep transportation.

I'm not trying to be hip. The reindeer went on strike.

"Just one lady owner. Only ever used it to run down to the shops and back."

Thief on rollerblades stealing pizza.

"If you don't stop nagging I'm gonna hop on this thing and keep on going!"

"I can't believe I'm almost five and I'm just now hearing about the helmet fairy."

"Yeah, I used to have an emotional support animal, but then I upgraded to a conflict avoidance scooter."

"He must be around here somewhere. His scooter's still warm."

The headless moped driver

Manchild Crossing

"Let's scoot."