Cinematic Scooter Enthusiast Gifts

Brighton Rocky

'All right! Who put my dozing-off during our last meeting on youtube?'

"I run around this high school track every morning."

Chef copy robot

A father films his family while imagining himself as a director

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

'That ISN'T the way to keep the Mass to an hour.'

"Let's scoot."

Ennio Morricone

Memory Content is King

Pensioners run riot on mobility scooters.

A man with a walking frame breaks a wheel and hitches a ride with a man on a mobility scooter.

Griller highlights never gets old

"Would you care to see a YouTube of your chicken when it was free ranging?"

"It was a lot easier to keep up with the Joneses before they replaced their entire workforce with robots."

An old mod has customised his mobility scooter.

'It's your father. He says he's joining Bob Dylan's never ending tour.'

"When you said something about a stream, I thought you were talking about video."

'Where is the global warming when you want it?'

"If it's any consolation, the video went viral."

Old Biker: Now that I'm a real biker, all the old babes will want my body.

"How about you try pushing off with your other leg for a change?"

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

Girls and Scooters.

"I don't need the glasses, I had 3D laser eye surgery."

Running in please pass

Scooter Romance

Robotics, Inc. Warehouse. It doesn't make sense. Those two call in sick more than then other humans, but they appear to have fewer moving parts.

"Yeah, I used to have an emotional support animal, but then I upgraded to a conflict avoidance scooter."

'Pss-st, Harley-Davidson is up one-and-a-quarter...pass it on.'

"Even though I'm a robot with robot with no emotions, all these telemarketing calls I'm getting is starting to get on my nerves."

Boys on scooters

"V.C.R's programmed"

"The Vesparados"