Mobility Scooter Humorist Gifts

"Tia Carmen, can I borrow your scooter for a quick trip to the store?"

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Bicycle Sidecar.

Very drunk professional cyclist

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

Speed Bumps.

Brighton Rocky

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

"Your new car won't start? Oh, well, umm…that's just the car's Collision Avoidance System kicking in. It doesn't want you to hit anything today."

'But this IS my mobile home!'

Airbus

No Hand Signals

Lucky car.

Auditions: To Perform at Metro Stations Today.

Many clowns in rowboat

"If we pull this off, we've made burglary history!"

Tour de Lance Over. Next year the To de France returns!

'Don't be so velodramatic!'

Clown Bike Rack

Fare Evader

'Next time the captain says to turn off your cell phone, just do it!'

"This parking space ain’t big enough for the two of us."

"He's always chased people on bikes!"

Point of no return: 'I told you that stupid GPS was defective. Should've returned it when we still had the chance.'

'You don't have to worry about using up your minutes.'

'Hi I'm on the train...still'

Left Lane Must Turn Right, Right Lane Must Turn Left, Nice Try!

'It's the very latest thing - four wheel drive.'

"He's come out of retirement!"

Huge lady lady sitting down on a crowded bus

Babe hits for the cycle.

'That was his New Year's resolution to get in to work all January with his bicycle.'

Replacement Bus Service