Mobility Scooter Humorist Gifts

"Tia Carmen, can I borrow your scooter for a quick trip to the store?"

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Bicycle Sidecar.

Very drunk professional cyclist

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

Speed Bumps.

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

"Your new car won't start? Oh, well, umm…that's just the car's Collision Avoidance System kicking in. It doesn't want you to hit anything today."

Airbus

'But this IS my mobile home!'

Auditions: To Perform at Metro Stations Today.

No Hand Signals

Many clowns in rowboat

Lucky car.

"If we pull this off, we've made burglary history!"

Tour de Lance Over. Next year the To de France returns!

Fare Evader

Clown Bike Rack

'Don't be so velodramatic!'

'Next time the captain says to turn off your cell phone, just do it!'

'It's the very latest thing - four wheel drive.'

Huge lady lady sitting down on a crowded bus

"He's come out of retirement!"

Point of no return: 'I told you that stupid GPS was defective. Should've returned it when we still had the chance.'

'You don't have to worry about using up your minutes.'

Left Lane Must Turn Right, Right Lane Must Turn Left, Nice Try!

'Hi I'm on the train...still'

"He's always chased people on bikes!"

"This parking space ain’t big enough for the two of us."

'That was his New Year's resolution to get in to work all January with his bicycle.'

Replacement Bus Service

Metaphysical Bike Parts.