Scooter Squad Gifts

'Your scooter is cool, man!'

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

Albert & Myra - The End Story

"I run around this high school track every morning."

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

'That ISN'T the way to keep the Mass to an hour.'

'...you'd better get yourself a good lawyer!'

"Let's scoot."

Pensioners run riot on mobility scooters.

Road Buddies

An old mod has customised his mobility scooter.

Old Biker: Now that I'm a real biker, all the old babes will want my body.

"How about you try pushing off with your other leg for a change?"

Brighton Rocky

'Where is the global warming when you want it?'

"The SUV scooter. For those who don't have the energy, yet still feel the need to waste it."

Scooter Romance

"V.C.R's programmed"

Children must be accompanied by an adult.

Girls and Scooters.

Boys on scooters

Scooting Death

"Yeah, I used to have an emotional support animal, but then I upgraded to a conflict avoidance scooter."

Running in please pass

"The Vesparados"

"Here's your support, Dad, and here's mine."

Walmart Shopper

Mobility scooter driver has stickers for all pedestrians he's knocked over.

"Don't even think about it."

"Check out my wheels! My doctor said I need it till my leg gets better."

'We are giving that kid too much pocket money.'

'Did you get a company car in your reward package dear?'

New Scoots for Old Coots!

'Your car broke down? Oh, my. Well, don't panic. Just be there for it. Listen and try to be supportive.'

"I think they want you to leave it outside."