Scooter Enthusiasts Gifts

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

'Oh no! Mother's joined a mobility scooter gang.'

'That ISN'T the way to keep the Mass to an hour.'

New Scoots for Old Coots!

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

Shoe addict.

New Shoes.

Mister Pretty Shoes

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

"Do you do much walking?"

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"I run around this high school track every morning."

'Man. Piltdown Man.'

"We're going to the park to size up the competition."

"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

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"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

Skateboard Sidewalk Surfer

"Let's scoot."

Consenting Adults.

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

"This is our most practical model. It comes with a 21-year warranty."

"No one will ever take you seriously with those tassels."

The Hooligan.

'Yes, I'm proud to say all my kids went into boot camp as soon as they left home.'

Casting out the Shoe Devil.

Road Buddies

'Please don't read anything into the fact that I'm wearing loafers. I assure you I'm a very energetic worker.'

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'