Scooter Enthusiasts Pillows

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

'Oh no! Mother's joined a mobility scooter gang.'

'That ISN'T the way to keep the Mass to an hour.'

New Scoots for Old Coots!

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

Shoe addict.

New Shoes.

Mister Pretty Shoes

"Do you do much walking?"

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"I run around this high school track every morning."

'Man. Piltdown Man.'

"We're going to the park to size up the competition."

"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

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"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

"Let's scoot."

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

Consenting Adults.

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

"This is our most practical model. It comes with a 21-year warranty."

"No one will ever take you seriously with those tassels."

Road Buddies

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'

Casting out the Shoe Devil.

'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'

The Hooligan.

'Sure it looks bad now, but try to imagine it with the right shoes.'