Scooter Lover Pillows

My broom's in the shop.

Mild Thing.

'No, no, lets steal this one. It has a lifetime warranty.'

"Do I put Google maps on driving or walking directions?"

"V.C.R's programmed"

"I run around this high school track every morning."

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

e-shoes

A women in a shoeshop.

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'I'm retiring soon and looking for something more comfortable...like a loafer.'

"I’ll tell ya who’s got a ‘dark side’: my cat, that’s who. You should see what she did to my Manolo Blahnik pumps!"

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

"We're going to the park to size up the competition."

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

'You need brake shoes. May I suggest an Italian leather with five-inch heels?'

'She's on the trail of a pair of Jimmy Choo's.'

'That ISN'T the way to keep the Mass to an hour.'

We stock ALL sizes...

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

"Let's scoot."

'Wait! Those shoes are perfect to wear just once...!'

No Swimming Allowed

Innovate or die.

"This is our most practical model. It comes with a 21-year warranty."

The Wedge Shoe at Work

"I can't believe I sold my soul for platforms, they're so last season"

Road Buddies

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

"If they're already killing you, you know they're the right fit."

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"