Scooter Riding Pillows

'No scooters here, Baxter! Our company prides itself on a 'Harley' culture.'

Hells Angel on his motorized scooter.

Thief on rollerblades stealing pizza.

An elderly woman runs over a dog with her motorized scooter...

'Where is the global warming when you want it?'

Road Buddies

"There ya go, Tia Carmen...these little adjustments will help you stay more in..."

"Once a show-off, always a show-off."

Drool Marks

Albert & Myra - The End Story

"I run around this high school track every morning."

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

"Let's scoot."

Cliche Amusement Park. This park is no fun at all --- It's too much like real life! Look, that ride is called "The Emotional Roller Coaster." Over there is "Life's Ups and Downs"! ... and "The Mood Swings"! Look! The good old "Tunnel of Love"! Finally! A ride that's just a fun escape! Out of ardor. "Out of ardor" --- More real life. (Published originally Sept. 4, 2005.)

'That ISN'T the way to keep the Mass to an hour.'

Face Painting.

"...and smoking is forbidden behind the scooter shed"

An old mod has customised his mobility scooter.

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

Old Biker: Now that I'm a real biker, all the old babes will want my body.

Roller-coaster

Brighton Rocky

"How about you try pushing off with your other leg for a change?"

"The SUV scooter. For those who don't have the energy, yet still feel the need to waste it."

Scooting Death

"V.C.R's programmed"

Scooter Romance

E-Scooter/G-Scooter

Boys on scooters

Girls and Scooters.

Running in please pass

Children must be accompanied by an adult.

"Yeah, I used to have an emotional support animal, but then I upgraded to a conflict avoidance scooter."

"The Vesparados"