Scooters Gifts

"The Vesparados"

Exploring Paris.

'We are giving that kid too much pocket money.'

First day out on the mobility scooter...

Walmart Shopper

My broom's in the shop.

Puss N' Scoot.

Mild Thing.

'Looks like road rage to me!'

'No, no, lets steal this one. It has a lifetime warranty.'

"Don't even think about it."

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you repaired it last time.'

'I saw a Rascal Scooter crash into a Hoveround. It all happened so slow.'

A businessman is chauffeured on a stretch scooter.

"Cruz, I met the greatest girl this week. She rode a cool scooter, she was really cute, and she helped her uncle remodel an '83 Olds!"

Brighton Rocky

New Scoots for Old Coots!

"Tia Carmen, can I borrow your scooter for a quick trip to the store?"

"Check out my wheels! My doctor said I need it till my leg gets better."

An old man notices a vulture waiting on his scooter.

101 uses of a dead cat: scooter

"V.C.R's programmed"

Pandemic's Empty Streets

Girls and Scooters.

Electric motorcycles catch fire in Cuba

Old Biker: Now that I'm a real biker, all the old babes will want my body.

'Gas prices starting to freak you out, Ed?'

'That ISN'T the way to keep the Mass to an hour.'

Santa's toy delivery

'It was owned by a little ol' lady who didn't drive it. She used a motor scooter on Saturdays.'

'Remember, don't go flat until he's running late.'

Economical sheep transportation.

Running in please pass

"Excuse me - where did you get your romper?"

The headless moped driver