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Albert & Myra - The End Story

Very Difficult Conversations

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

"I run around this high school track every morning."

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

'That ISN'T the way to keep the Mass to an hour.'

"Let's scoot."

Cliche Amusement Park. This park is no fun at all --- It's too much like real life! Look, that ride is called "The Emotional Roller Coaster." Over there is "Life's Ups and Downs"! ... and "The Mood Swings"! Look! The good old "Tunnel of Love"! Finally! A ride that's just a fun escape! Out of ardor. "Out of ardor" --- More real life. (Published originally Sept. 4, 2005.)

Face Painting.

"This horse comes with all the hardware necessary to be fully autonomous."

"...and smoking is forbidden behind the scooter shed"

Active pensioner.

Road Buddies

An old mod has customised his mobility scooter.

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

Brighton Rocky

'Where is the global warming when you want it?'

Roller-coaster

"How about you try pushing off with your other leg for a change?"

Old Biker: Now that I'm a real biker, all the old babes will want my body.

"The SUV scooter. For those who don't have the energy, yet still feel the need to waste it."

Girls and Scooters.

Running in please pass

Scooter Romance

Scooting Death

E-Scooter/G-Scooter

Boys on scooters

"Yeah, I used to have an emotional support animal, but then I upgraded to a conflict avoidance scooter."

Children must be accompanied by an adult.

"V.C.R's programmed"

"The Vesparados"

Mobility scooter driver has stickers for all pedestrians he's knocked over.

"Don't even think about it."