Mobility Scooter Users Gifts

"The SUV scooter. For those who don't have the energy, yet still feel the need to waste it."

Albert & Myra - The End Story

"I run around this high school track every morning."

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

"Let's scoot."

'That ISN'T the way to keep the Mass to an hour.'

"At my age, your legs and bowels begin to go."

Road Buddies

An old mod has customised his mobility scooter.

"I didn't know you could do wheelies Stan."

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

"How does one experience the ultimate selfie? Swallow your cell phone."

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

Old man has a walking stick case.

"How about you try pushing off with your other leg for a change?"

'Where is the global warming when you want it?'

Brighton Rocky

Old Biker: Now that I'm a real biker, all the old babes will want my body.

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

The walking frame for the mobile immobile.

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

Girls and Scooters.

"V.C.R's programmed"

Scooter Romance

Running in please pass

"By the time Edith thought to complain about her new stairlift, she was already airborne."

"Yeah, I used to have an emotional support animal, but then I upgraded to a conflict avoidance scooter."

Boys on scooters

Scooting Death

Children must be accompanied by an adult.

"The Vesparados"

Walmart Shopper

Mobility scooter driver has stickers for all pedestrians he's knocked over.

"Don't even think about it."

The Nobility Scooter