Scooter Fanatic Gifts

Trump Biker Gang

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Mister Pretty Shoes

"I stand corrected."

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

"I run around this high school track every morning."

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

"We're going to the park to size up the competition."

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

"Let's scoot."

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

'That ISN'T the way to keep the Mass to an hour.'

"This is our most practical model. It comes with a 21-year warranty."

Social distance queue starts here

An old mod has customised his mobility scooter.

Man generating power for machine.

'Mr. Barnes has been riding his motorcycle, so he's a little behind on his paperwork. If you'll take a seat, he should be with you in a few hours.'

'Where is the global warming when you want it?'

"How about you try pushing off with your other leg for a change?"

Brighton Rocky

'What a little beauty. Independent suspension, alloy wheels, metallic finish.'

'Deer ski-jumping across a road.'

Bigfoot on skis...

"V.C.R's programmed"

Scooting Death

Boys on scooters

Children must be accompanied by an adult.

Girls and Scooters.

"Yeah, I used to have an emotional support animal, but then I upgraded to a conflict avoidance scooter."

"If you cover them, it keeps them from going bad."

Scooter Romance

Running in please pass