Shoe Fanatic Gifts

'A girl can never have too many shoes.'

"What size shoe does sir take?"

Adirondack shoes

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

"You just poke some twigs into some bark, and voila!"

'Er - shopping for a friend are we, sir?'

Beggar calling 'Biggest shoe' at a man with big feet instead of calling 'Big Issue'

I can't believe it! You left my sight for only two minutes but managed to chew on three pairs!!

'You want next door.'

"The only pair you haven't tried on are on my feet, madam!"

Social distance queue starts here

"I stand corrected."

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

A women in a shoeshop.

e-shoes

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Shoe addict.

New Shoes.

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Mister Pretty Shoes

'I'm retiring soon and looking for something more comfortable...like a loafer.'

"Do you do much walking?"

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"I’ll tell ya who’s got a ‘dark side’: my cat, that’s who. You should see what she did to my Manolo Blahnik pumps!"

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."