Feet Fanatic Gifts

"I'm the podiatrist around here!"

Time wounds all heels.

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

Shoe addict.

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Mister Pretty Shoes

Epic Battles

"I stand corrected."

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

Podiatry. The greated podiatrist of all time, you say? Yep. I studied at his feet.

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

Joey Barton's red card wins Premiership League for Manchester City.

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

The good news is that I've got all the figures...the BAD news is that I'm not sure what order to put them in!

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

Running shoes? You have the wrong idea about "fasting," Brother Ernest!

Treble

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

Sales

'Se Non E Vero' Etc.

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

"I'm afraid it's two, three months, tops, before you're all pants."

'He's not showing off to me as much as he used to...'

USING QUILLS

Choosing What To Wear.