Foot Care Fanatic Gifts

'Alright, I'll give you a discount...'

Podiatrist to patient: 'Ok ... who's gonna foot the bill?'

Cutting Toenails.

"Yes, sir, it's definitely a verruca!"

Medical Clinic. He's a great podiatrist, but he's so busy, he's completely stressed out. From healing the feet to feeling the heat!

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

Chiropodist

Podologist

'My feet are killing me.'

Shoe addict.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"I stand corrected."

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

Podiatry. The greated podiatrist of all time, you say? Yep. I studied at his feet.

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

Treble

Running shoes? You have the wrong idea about "fasting," Brother Ernest!

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

Sunday morning provides a time to contemplate the state of our souls. Or soles, as the case may be.

Social distance queue starts here

"Doctor Scholl and Mr. Hyde."

'You are pigeon toed.'

After Hours in the Pet Shop.

Mischievous Pets

Ballet shoes balancing on a telephone wire

Doctor to man with baseball player and footbal player on feet: 'You have a bad case of athlete's foot.'

'When you said you are a hammer-toe specialist . . .'

"These are the least elegant one's in stock!"

"I know they're expensive, Evelyn, but like the saying goes...If the Jimmy Choos fit, wear them!"

'It's so ironic: I finally win a prize at a raffle and it has to be a free pedicure!'