Foot Care Enthusiast Gifts

Man sees door sign at Podiatrist's office: 'This Little Piggy Went to Market'.

Pumice Stone Accidents.

Sunday morning provides a time to contemplate the state of our souls. Or soles, as the case may be.

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

Man takes off his foot in order to powder it.

"No, you can't just pay for the square inch where you were treated - Dr. Larkin charges by the foot."

'My feet are killing me.'

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

Shoe addict.

New Shoes.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Mister Pretty Shoes

"Do you do much walking?"

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

Podiatry. The greated podiatrist of all time, you say? Yep. I studied at his feet.

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

Consenting Adults.

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

Running shoes? You have the wrong idea about "fasting," Brother Ernest!

'Best to keep downwind.'

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

"No one will ever take you seriously with those tassels."

'Please don't read anything into the fact that I'm wearing loafers. I assure you I'm a very energetic worker.'

"Doctor Scholl and Mr. Hyde."

'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'