Foot Care Enthusiast Gifts

Man sees door sign at Podiatrist's office: 'This Little Piggy Went to Market'.

Pumice Stone Accidents.

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

Man takes off his foot in order to powder it.

"No, you can't just pay for the square inch where you were treated - Dr. Larkin charges by the foot."

'My feet are killing me.'

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

New Shoes.

Shoe addict.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Mister Pretty Shoes

"Do you do much walking?"

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

'Best to keep downwind.'

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

Consenting Adults.

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

"No one will ever take you seriously with those tassels."

'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

"Doctor Scholl and Mr. Hyde."

Casting out the Shoe Devil.

'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'

"Relax. I'm just here to trim your nails."

"Nothing is ever in my size either."