Foot Health Fanatic Gifts

"Oh my God!! Hammer toes!!!"

Fallen Arches

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

'My feet are killing me.'

Shoe addict.

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Mister Pretty Shoes

"I stand corrected."

Healthy living has added years to Melvin's life.

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

Valleyview diet clinic

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

Podiatry. The greated podiatrist of all time, you say? Yep. I studied at his feet.

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

Running shoes? You have the wrong idea about "fasting," Brother Ernest!

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

Treble

Social distance queue starts here

"I think it says 'courgettes'."

"Doctor Scholl and Mr. Hyde."

Sunday morning provides a time to contemplate the state of our souls. Or soles, as the case may be.

"I'm pleased to say our dishes all have too much kale."

'Id like to see you in two weeks. Try not to eat during that time.'

'You are pigeon toed.'

Cutting Toenails.

I'll take this one here.

'Hundreds of years of medical progress, and all you can tell me to do is eat less?'

"I'm not saying you have to give them up entirely, but you need to eat your young in moderation."

Tommy John Surgery.