Foot Fanatic Gifts

'WOOHOOO Now you're talkin''

Foot Injury

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

Shoe addict.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Mister Pretty Shoes

"I stand corrected."

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

Podiatry. The greated podiatrist of all time, you say? Yep. I studied at his feet.

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

Joey Barton's red card wins Premiership League for Manchester City.

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

The good news is that I've got all the figures...the BAD news is that I'm not sure what order to put them in!

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

Sales

Treble

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

Running shoes? You have the wrong idea about "fasting," Brother Ernest!

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

"Mental note to self: rethink theory of survival of the fittest."

Football Crazy.

U.S. World Cup Frenzy

'And if the scores remain level, you can text the name of the team you want to keep in the tournament.'

Fan-Centric Stadium

Sunday morning provides a time to contemplate the state of our souls. Or soles, as the case may be.

Footballers - Henrik Larrson

Social distance queue starts here

Wilfried Zaha

"Doctor Scholl and Mr. Hyde."

Cutting Toenails.

"Won't be a minute Boss, just nippin' to the karzie."