Foot Fanatic Mugs

'WOOHOOO Now you're talkin''

Foot Injury

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

Shoe addict.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"I stand corrected."

Mister Pretty Shoes

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

The good news is that I've got all the figures...the BAD news is that I'm not sure what order to put them in!

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

Sales

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

Treble

'And if the scores remain level, you can text the name of the team you want to keep in the tournament.'

"Doctor Scholl and Mr. Hyde."

Social distance queue starts here

Fan-Centric Stadium

Wilfried Zaha

Football Crazy.

Cutting Toenails.

Fingers

Mischievous Pets

Millwall - Hard Hat Area.

"Won't be a minute Boss, just nippin' to the karzie."