Foot Care Fanatic Mugs

'Alright, I'll give you a discount...'

Podiatrist to patient: 'Ok ... who's gonna foot the bill?'

Cutting Toenails.

"Yes, sir, it's definitely a verruca!"

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

Chiropodist

Podologist

'My feet are killing me.'

Shoe addict.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"I stand corrected."

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

Treble

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

"Doctor Scholl and Mr. Hyde."

Social distance queue starts here

'You are pigeon toed.'

Mischievous Pets

After Hours in the Pet Shop.

Ballet shoes balancing on a telephone wire

Doctor to man with baseball player and footbal player on feet: 'You have a bad case of athlete's foot.'

'When you said you are a hammer-toe specialist . . .'

"I know they're expensive, Evelyn, but like the saying goes...If the Jimmy Choos fit, wear them!"

"These are the least elegant one's in stock!"

'It's so ironic: I finally win a prize at a raffle and it has to be a free pedicure!'

'A girl can never have too many shoes.'

-Yipee! He's well out in front! -You do realize they're only going down to the start!

Male and female shoes embracing.

'Honestly darlings I don't know how you can spend so long looking at shoes.'