Hooves Fanatic Mugs

-Yipee! He's well out in front! -You do realize they're only going down to the start!

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

Shoe addict.

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"I stand corrected."

Mister Pretty Shoes

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

The Hockey World

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

Joey Barton's red card wins Premiership League for Manchester City.

Podiatry. The greated podiatrist of all time, you say? Yep. I studied at his feet.

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

'Dewey, come look! This is so cute. The kids are playing wii hockey.'

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

Running shoes? You have the wrong idea about "fasting," Brother Ernest!

'Se Non E Vero' Etc.

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

'He's not showing off to me as much as he used to...'

USING QUILLS

Social distance queue starts here

Parrot looking in mirror has feather headdress options.

A new opera-glass for the year 1777

Footballers - Henrik Larrson

Football Crazy.

"Doctor Scholl and Mr. Hyde."

U.S. World Cup Frenzy

Wilfried Zaha

'And if the scores remain level, you can text the name of the team you want to keep in the tournament.'

Fan-Centric Stadium