Hooves Fanatic Mugs

-Yipee! He's well out in front! -You do realize they're only going down to the start!

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

Shoe addict.

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"I stand corrected."

Mister Pretty Shoes

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

'Se Non E Vero' Etc.

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

USING QUILLS

'He's not showing off to me as much as he used to...'

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

"Doctor Scholl and Mr. Hyde."

Football Crazy.

Wilfried Zaha

'And if the scores remain level, you can text the name of the team you want to keep in the tournament.'

Social distance queue starts here

Parrot looking in mirror has feather headdress options.

A new opera-glass for the year 1777

Fan-Centric Stadium

YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.