Hoof Enthusiast Mugs

YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.

"I'm a wild horse and want to remain that way, but shoes would sure help my aching feet..."

'Gloria can you help me look for my shoe? I think i threw one whilst I was charging about just now...'

"What are you foals doing in the pond?"

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

New Shoes.

Shoe addict.

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

Mister Pretty Shoes

"Do you do much walking?"

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

If a dog barks in the forest, and no one hears him, does he make a sound?

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

'I heard him mention your name, what does neutered, mean?'

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

Consenting Adults.

"If it's nothing serious' why did you put on five pairs of gloves?"

A masked man serenading

"No one will ever take you seriously with those tassels."

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

Casting out the Shoe Devil.

'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'

"We should probably stop calling each other 'Fluffy's person' and 'Fifi's person' and learn each other's real names - now that we're married I mean."