Footwork Fanatic Mugs

Ballet shoes balancing on a telephone wire

Builder having to use his feet.

Treble

Box Step

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Shoe addict.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Mister Pretty Shoes

"I stand corrected."

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

'Best to keep downwind.'

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

Social distance queue starts here

Wilfried Zaha

Fan-Centric Stadium

"Doctor Scholl and Mr. Hyde."

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

Football Crazy.

'And if the scores remain level, you can text the name of the team you want to keep in the tournament.'

Cutting Toenails.

Millwall - Hard Hat Area.

Mischievous Pets

"Won't be a minute Boss, just nippin' to the karzie."

Chocolaterie Don Giovanni - Chocolate Footwear.

Doctor to man with baseball player and footbal player on feet: 'You have a bad case of athlete's foot.'

"There was excitement at the match today, when a discussion over a VAR decision was interrupted by football breaking out on the pitch..."

Referee