Footwork Fanatic Gifts

Ballet shoes balancing on a telephone wire

Builder having to use his feet.

Treble

Box Step

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Shoe addict.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Mister Pretty Shoes

"I stand corrected."

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

Podiatry. The greated podiatrist of all time, you say? Yep. I studied at his feet.

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

Joey Barton's red card wins Premiership League for Manchester City.

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

'Best to keep downwind.'

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

Running shoes? You have the wrong idea about "fasting," Brother Ernest!

"Doctor Scholl and Mr. Hyde."

Sunday morning provides a time to contemplate the state of our souls. Or soles, as the case may be.

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

Social distance queue starts here

'And if the scores remain level, you can text the name of the team you want to keep in the tournament.'

U.S. World Cup Frenzy

Wilfried Zaha

Footballers - Henrik Larrson

Football Crazy.

Fan-Centric Stadium

Cutting Toenails.

Millwall - Hard Hat Area.

Chocolaterie Don Giovanni - Chocolate Footwear.

"Won't be a minute Boss, just nippin' to the karzie."