Footcare Enthusiast Gifts

In the podiatrist's office.

'My feet are killing me.'

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

New Shoes.

Shoe addict.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Mister Pretty Shoes

"Do you do much walking?"

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

Podiatry. The greated podiatrist of all time, you say? Yep. I studied at his feet.

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

Treble

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

Running shoes? You have the wrong idea about "fasting," Brother Ernest!

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

'Best to keep downwind.'

Consenting Adults.

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

"No one will ever take you seriously with those tassels."

'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'

'Yes, I'm proud to say all my kids went into boot camp as soon as they left home.'

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

Casting out the Shoe Devil.

Sunday morning provides a time to contemplate the state of our souls. Or soles, as the case may be.

"Relax. I'm just here to trim your nails."