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In the podiatrist's office.

'My feet are killing me.'

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

Shoe addict.

New Shoes.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Mister Pretty Shoes

"Do you do much walking?"

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

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'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

Consenting Adults.

'Best to keep downwind.'

Treble

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

"No one will ever take you seriously with those tassels."

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

"Relax. I'm just here to trim your nails."

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

Casting out the Shoe Devil.

'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'