Foot Health Enthusiast T-Shirts

'When you said you are a hammer-toe specialist . . .'

Asian Man shows chiropodist curled up toes, due to wearing curled up shoes.

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

'My feet are killing me.'

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"Your contents have shifted."

'I'm ninety-two! Tell me what I'm doing wrong... I dare you!"

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

"If you'd only come to me sooner I wouldn't have had to go to lunch."

"Your bad cholesterol is trying to persuade your good cholesterol to switch sides."

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

Studies show foods work miracles!

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

'If you want to live a long time, try not to do anything that will kill you.'

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

'Your reflexes are still good!'

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

"The doctor thinks I need a hearing something or other."

'We're all out of flu vaccine - how about something for anxiety...?'

'It's the only known prevention for swine flu...Big bad wolf serum...'

"I'll faithfully follow any diet plan as long as you also prescribe medical marijuana."

Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.

"When was the last time you exercised something other than a purchase option?"

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

"I stand corrected."

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

Corona Funeral

"The saying Use It or Lose It isn’t referring to one’s appetite."