Foot Care Aficionados Gifts

Walkathon for corn and bunion sufferers.

Paul's Bunions

'My feet are killing me.'

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

Consenting Adults.

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

"Relax. I'm just here to trim your nails."

Sunday morning provides a time to contemplate the state of our souls. Or soles, as the case may be.

'Yes, I'm proud to say all my kids went into boot camp as soon as they left home.'

'Forget the wheel. Invent diapers.'

'You are pigeon toed.'

Cutting Toenails.

'Oh Sit down again and read your paper!'

Perhaps a ceasefire is in order. Terms? I will agree not to pummel you for forgetting our anniversary. You will refrain from pursuing the possibility that I, too, have forgotten it. You will, furthermore, massage my feet in penance for denying me a reason to yell at you. Non-negotiable! Got off easy.

Doctor to man with baseball player and footbal player on feet: 'You have a bad case of athlete's foot.'

'When you said you are a hammer-toe specialist . . .'

Mythological Greek hero' Achilles' showing off his set of high-heeled shoes

'It's so ironic: I finally win a prize at a raffle and it has to be a free pedicure!'

'I'd recommend you put your money into rising markets, for example shoe manufacturers. My wife just bought her 568th pair!

"They're a little tight."

'Oh, wonderful! All day I've been waiting for that burp!'

The Adventures of Morton - Sensitive skin.

Podiatrist to patient: 'Ok ... who's gonna foot the bill?'

Multitasking: Psychiatry and Podiatry.

'Now, will you consider cutting your toenails?'

'So you got the endorsement contract?'

"I think, therefore I am going to chew her new shoes."

Medical School. I'm going to specialize in children's feet. You'll be a "podiatrician."

Corn and Bunion plants.

'Alright, I'll give you a discount...'

Man sees door sign at Podiatrist's office: 'This Little Piggy Went to Market'.

Always put your best foot forward - the one with the least lint between the toes.

'Did I mention that Sam won the marathon today?'